I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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