Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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