I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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