I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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