She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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