Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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