you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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