when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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