Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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