actually, I'm a sock model
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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