ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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