It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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