gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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