i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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