Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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