North Korea, Best Korea!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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