Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
When are your genitals available?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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