Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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