I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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