margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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