Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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