This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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