Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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