the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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