i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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