i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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