lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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