He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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