Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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