He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
there is glitter all over my balls
Randomize
