I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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