Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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