And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Floor bacon is actually really good
Did you pee in the oven last night??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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