I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
