hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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