Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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