I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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