He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I had to cum in my sink.
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