I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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