We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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