My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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