honey bunches of taint.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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