I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
