i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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