I would go down on you faster than GM stock
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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