I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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