i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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