I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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