is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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