This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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