All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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