i don't like sucking hair
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it's like heaven, but drunker
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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